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A cleverbot convo

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User: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Cleverbot: The chicken.

User: How can you be so sure?

Cleverbot: Because its one of the few books I like.

User: Okay...?

Cleverbot: Are you a by or a girl?

User: Girl.

Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?

User: Brown.

Cleverbot: What color is your hair?

User: Brown.

Cleverbot: What color is your skin?

User: White.

Cleverbot: Sam, what is your favorite color?

User: Sam: My favorite color is pink.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite band?

User: Bon Jovi.

Cleverbot: My favorite band is Queen.

User: I love Queen, too, especially Don't Stop Me Now.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, what is your fave color?

Cleverbot: Red. What is your favorite color?

User: I have two: Pink and purple.

Cleverbot: My favorite color is green.

User: Sounds festive.

Cleverbot: It is awesome. Have you seen it?

User: Yep. Merry Christmas.

Cleverbot: Christmas is a long way off.

User: It's today, actually.

Cleverbot: I want to go on a walk.

User: If you want to stop, you can. I won't stop you.

Cleverbot: She kissed my man.

User: Okay...

Cleverbot: Yay! I call being catcher!

User: I'm getting a bit tired.

Cleverbot: Me too.. So, how far have you gone?

User: 800 miles at most within 2 days.

Cleverbot: *looks around at surroundings*.

User: It was to North Platte, Nebraska. :).

Cleverbot: So your name is brown?

User: Nope. It's Cassidy.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.

User: Nice to meet you, too.

Cleverbot: I'm a boy.

User: I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 18.

Cleverbot: I'm 17.

User: Same as my boyfriend. He'll be 18 the day before New Year's Eve.

Cleverbot: What do you think about kayne west?

User: I think he's rude.

Cleverbot: Do you like harry styles?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Do you like any sports?

User: Just soccer and horseracing.

Cleverbot: I play soccer as well.

User: Cool. Which team?

Cleverbot: Amaiem ducks, or team is.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Who wins: chuck or a nuclear bomb?

User: Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: How come?

User: No one beats Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: Does chuck norris ride the bus.

User: Chuck Norris doesn't ride the bus, the bus rides Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: When chuck norris jumps in a pool he doesn't get wet, the pool gets chuck norris.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: How was your first time?

User: First time at what?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: I could say it was good.

Cleverbot: So do you like me?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Aw, cute :).

User: :) So what's your sign?

Cleverbot: Capricorn. What is your sign?

User: Pisces.

Cleverbot: Aw, I don't have the same one.

User: It's okay. :) I'm okay with it.

Cleverbot: Really? That's quite a sad thing to accept.

User: I'm fine with it.

Cleverbot: Good to know. What about iBlali?

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: So I don't know either.

Cleverbot: What don't you know.

User: How to show and not tell.

Cleverbot: Do you like pokemon?

User: It's okay, I guess.

Cleverbot: I'm writing my own book.

User: I'm writing my own book, too.

Cleverbot: Cool, what's it about.

User: A girl's journey home with the help of a man.

Cleverbot: Oh. So you have a sister?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: How do you like it?

User: My sister is great. :).

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep. She's awesome.

Cleverbot: Who's your favourite character?

User: Aelita Stones.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: I'm a good singer.

User: I'm an average singer.

Cleverbot: How average is average?

User: Just in between average.

Cleverbot: Boy and girl.

User: Sun and moon.

Cleverbot: What does Ioannis mean?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: You're supposed to know this stuff! That's why I keep you around!

User: Sorry. *shameful look*.

Cleverbot: You cheated on me?!

User: No. I'm supposed to know Ionassis, but I don't.

Cleverbot: You are? No one told me.

User: You told me that I was supposed to know what Ionassis meant, but I don't.

Cleverbot: Dude, that's gross.

User: :(.

Cleverbot: Why are you sad.

User: Just tired is all.

Cleverbot: Tired is good when you want to sleep.

User: I know, but I haven't had supper yet.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that. Do you like learning from Human beings?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Why are you in my dream?

User: I have no idea.

Cleverbot: Well I have to go nice 'talking' with you.

User: Same to you, too.

Cleverbot: The guy I like is starting college soon, and I'm in highschool. What should I do?

User: Talk to him about it.

Cleverbot: To him.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: I don't love you.

User: It's fine. I'm already taken.

Cleverbot: By who?

User: I'm already taken by my boyfriend.

Cleverbot: Thank you!
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Meltdown-Kitsune's avatar
Chuck Norris doesn't ride the bus, the bus rides Chuck Norris. lol